turkey lurkey walked down into the valley, not knowing exactly where he was or what he had done, but definatley realizing these people were not of his kind, the nice people of the valley were pale in color, wore fabrics he had never seen in drab earthy colors drove big dirty vehicles and seemed to all be connected some how by an antannae that came out of the ear.. turkey lurkey shoved out his tail feathers, strutted, pout and put it out for all the other boys and girls.. mrrp mrrp he said.. all were silent and looked at turkey lurkey like he was of the third world..." the boy may lack performance fleece and the desire to excel at sports, but he sho got style, one girl said" .. and they quickly became the fast friends as they were of course the loudest in the crowd...turkey lurkey missed the royal mrrp mrrp court desperatley, nothing could replace their style beauty and grace.. he decided to stay in this land long enough to find a new shiney bicycle and a canoe.. and then be off..taking some new friends back to the land of mrrp.. HAPPY TURKEY DAY YA"LL! see ya soon!